Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Watched: The Woman in Question

I think this strongly qualifies for the genre we refer to these days as film noir. An economical, lively little Rashomon-style who-dun-it. Gamely and Britishly played by all involved, except for the token "American". (His accent... was not convincing.) Pretty enjoyable and creative, even if it doesn't have quite the same flair that Kurosawa's entry into this particular style of story-telling did. (But then again, did anyone ever really a chance against that guy? I mean come on.)

P.S. Now I kind of want to go re-watch Rashomon. And Seven Samurai. And Throne of Blood. Dammit I'm never gonna get any work done this way!

 







Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Watched: Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

Just... so dumb. If you, as a movie maker, are going to make a movie that asks me to both go along on a thrilling, "scary", action-packed, vampire hunting flick (that, as they mostly do these days runs entirely on slo-mo, post-production filters, CGI, and cliches), and also to watch several sequences of semi-heartfelt consideration over the casualties of the Civil War/southern plantation system/political deliberations of the Union government at that time... I, as a movie watcher, am going to tell you to go fuck yourself.

Turns out you can't have it all, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Not even with Rufus Sewell as your bad guy.

P.S. No one needed to see young Abraham Lincoln shirtless, and you're not doing yourself any favors by trying to make him some attractive hottie young actor guy. Gross, movie. He's a national hero, not a Tiger Beat heart throb. Just stop.

P.P.S. I'm not a civil engineer or what have you so I will say that the train/bridge sequence was at least somewhat fun. Even if it too was stupid and seemed unlikely. Now I'm just looking for reasons to hate you but that's just the way it crumbles, cookiewise, movie.



 STOP. NO.
 McPoyle!
 Wash!
 TERRIBLE JOB, MOVIE. NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY CONVINCING.

Best part of the whole thing, and even this was highly derivative and ultimately not that great.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Me, these days:


Just relax, life, okay? I have a whole lot of you left (knock on wood) in which you can subject me to whatever vagaries you please. So chill. Chill with that.

Monday, April 29, 2013

Two Posts in One Day, Hey Girl Hey.

Some random odds and ends from various walks, day trips, hikes, etc. of late:

 Store I found in Osorno. They sell... lady things. Under my name! I'll take it.


Coffee. Real coffee. Clearly it loves me just as much as I love it. This particular cup came with a generous helping of whiskey. Hey! It was Friday, after all. But Cafe Rhenania, if you're ever in the Osorno way. Highly recommend. Very cute. Delicious pastries. Real coffee. Let me repeat. REAL MOTHERTRUCKING COFFEE.

Also from Friday, we had shortened class with the 8th grade (which I stuck around for, although they were just taking an exam. WOW is that boring to supervise.) because the school was celebrating the Police with an acto, or assembly! These kids pictured below were some of the ones who danced the Cueca, the national Chilean dance. There was also a really cute part that unfortunately I couldn't get up close enough to document, where the first graders reenacted little scenes, pretending to be criminals and carabineros (police). They had obviously memorized little scripts for their plays. Adorable!





 Small memorial tucked beside the highway on the walk home from my school. I've taken to walking home, because the time alone, listening to music, and just thinking and taking in the country is really great. Plus it saves me 500 Pesos (admittedly, not that much money, but I like saving money even when it's not a lot) and it's only 5K, all downhill. Every time I do it though, I get between 2 and 6 offers of a ride from driversby, often teachers at my school returning to Lago Ranco. My coteacher even asked me the other day, "Do you... not have enough money to get home?" When I told her no, I just preferred to walk, she seemed relieved if a little surprised.

Another picture from one of my walks. It was a cloudy day but you can kind of see the sunset reflecting off the sign.


Another view from my walks home. This view is directly across the street from the bus stop outside of Ignao school. It's almost comical how pretty it is.


My first English workshop! I basically have decided to run them similarly to my classes, although a little more relaxed, with a little less structure. We have the same amount of time as a regular class (theoretically, although not a single one of my classes has actually gone 45 minutes because the kids loooove to walk as slowly as physically possible and dawdle in every imaginable way on the way from their classroom to the one assigned to me). So mostly I just play a game with them. Last week we worked on numbers, and I had everyone count off starting from one and going to twenty. Anyone who got 10 or 20 had to sit down, and the last person standing won. It was kind of fun because the kids at first they were winning by getting to sit down, they didn't have to pay attention or keep counting but then... the last kid standing got a sticker! They paid A LOT more attention after that. After the warm-up game we played something that went over REALLY well, where I prepared slides with different numbers of things (butterflies, shoes, chairs, people, hamburgers, whatever) and gave each students a couple cards with the numbers one-twenty written out, in English. There were two teams and when I flashed the slide the first team whose member raised the correct number card got one point. If they could answer the question, "How many _______ are there?" with "There are # _______________" they got another point. They got pretty into it and we all had a pretty good time, so I consider it a success.


 Sunrise at the bus stop across from my street. Now that the clocks have turned back an hour, I probably won't even get this!! Sadness.

These are some of the views from Zach and my sunset walk up to Piedra Mesa from the other weekend. I didn't post them before for obvious reasons but they are really gorgeous and I wanted to share them eventually!






 Obvious scary movie trap- not falling for it. Nice try Piedra Mesa, I'm not that much of a dummy.


 Just so lovely. I'm going to make an effort to climb up there more often.

The next day, just rambling around in the countryside! Horses:

This is where the true adventure began. After hopping a fence onto what was clearly private property, we decided to push our luck even further and climb this (and several other) barbed wire fence to get up onto the hill we really wanted to be on. It was... an interesting afternoon!


 The view afterwards, when we'd returned to legal ground!

 On the boardwalk.

 Store I stumbled upon on Friday, in Río Bueno. I am kind of in love with Chile's love affair with The Cure. They were on the news for like 2 straight weeks before they played their concert in Santiago.

From this past weekend, getting some lunch at Las Vigas, the cute although not very efficient restaurant in my town. Sandy had accompanied my friends (Jennifer, Sarah, Zach) and I on our walk out along the lake, although we assumed we had lost her once we went to eat. But about 20 minutes into our meal she showed up, obviously pleased with herself for finding us once again and ready to curl up and wait for handouts! She really is one of my favorite street dogs in Lago Ranco.



 Another very cute street dog of Lago Ranco, who I call Street Sancho after my friend's dachshund.  A street dachshund! Who would have guessed! Lago Ranco actually seems to have a lot of pure-breed street dogs, I've also seen German Shepherds and various Spaniels.


So those are some things. I'm sure there are more to come, I have quite a lot of plans coming up for the next few weekends!

Watched: La Belle et La Bête

Just one of my all-time favorite classic films. I could write about this movie forever and ever, especially since I first saw it in a film studies summer course I took at Rutgers, and we learned all sorts of interesting behind-the-scenes trivia. For instance, there's a scene in the movie where Belle's family is doing laundry and there are maybe 40 or so white sheets all hanging on the lines. It creates a really visually interesting background for her homecoming (after she has been living at Beast's digs in the forest for a while and cries until she can go home because she thinks Dad is dying... man up Belle! Or don't. It's your life, I guess.). But during the course we learned about how Jean Cocteau, the director of this movie, made it very soon after the end of World War II and it actually took them months to rustle up that many untorn, unstained white sheets for the scene because so many had been ruined by or donated to the war effort.

Or! Like how the star, Josette Day, was deathly afraid of horses. So for the scene where she is supposed to be riding Beast's magic horse (that's what she said?), Le Magnifique, to his castle, they show her briefly whispering the magical incantation or whathaveyou in Magnifique's ears, and then an eeeextremely long shot, from overhead, of her progress through the woods, wherein you can never see her face. Because it's not her! They used a double for every other horse scene she's supposed to be in and found an interesting runaround, plot-wise, for the end, so that she didn't have to ride the horse again in order to return home.

Okay I really set out not intending to write all that down but I can't help it. That this movie was made at all is just as impressive as the final product, which is a beautiful, romantic, extremely FRENCH in the Amélie/Jules et Jim kind of way and not in the no more headscarves/we're culturally better than you kind of way, funny, at times kind of ribald take on the classic tale. I usually try not to post this many pictures with my movie posts but when it comes to La Belle et La Bête it cannot be helped, and even posting this many is showing a lot of restraint on my part. If I could I would probably screencap about every 15 seconds of this film for the whole world's enjoyment, because that's how pretty of a film it is. But I'll leave it here, I suppose, and just to reiterate: I love this film. I love its costumes. I love the brother, Ludovic, who ruins everyone's lives repeatedly and still somehow manages to be one of the most likable characters. I love the sisters who are hilariously the worst. I love the Beast, who is so weird and over the top dramatic and does all these pseudo-animal mannerisms and whose makeup is NOT GREAT but because it's not great it is kind of great? Does that make sense? It is great in the way that only special effects makeup for movies made in the 1940's can be. I love all the other special effects, especially some of the stuff Cocteau does in the castle, which I think is still legitimately cool-looking, even today. I love the sets. I love the simplicity of the story.

So, yeah. I like this one.