Watched: Demolition Man

Things that are great/awful about Demolition Man:

• Sandra Bullock (who looks so pretty!) + fake future technology

  


• This guy.


• Dennis Leary as a villianous, angry mole person.


• Crazy antics from Wesley Snipes, who seems to be styled after Dennis Rodman


• Benjamin Bratt. Whose character name is... wait for it... ALFREDO GARCIA. YES.


• This lumenescent being.

• "He's evil in a way you've never read about! He's a criminal the likes of which you've never seen!"


• the three shells. poop humor!


• weird saturday morning cartoon idea of jazz/funk whenever snipes is on screen


• the fact that everything society once knew is supposed to have somehow completely changed in 40 years, to the point where they no longer know basic things about the 20th century


• the museum's armory is loaded. because they're idiots now, you see?


• schwarzenegger as president. terror.


• "the franchise wars".... WHAT.


• did I mention ALFREDO GARCIA? i am literally still laughing at that name. it is the perfect blend of TOTALLY INSULTING and hilarious.