Watched: Noah

Damn, this is artsy fartsy. And I like artsy fartsy! I like Darren Aronofsky, too. But this one was just a bit much for me. Russel Crowe having literally zero fun with this, in fact no one having any fun with this except maybe Anthony Hopkins a little bit. It's beautiful to look at but still a slog.

Watched: Hitch

This is another one that has not aged well. Romantic comedies from the 90's and 2000's in general don't age well.

Will Smith is charismatic as always and Paul Blart Mallcop is great at physical comedy but this film's attitude, despite what it claims to be, still leaves me cold.

Hey, that's Alexander Skarsgard!

Bull testicles.

Hey, it's that guy!

You're not as cute as you think you are, movie.

Watched: Red Dawn (2012)

A silly, needless remake. My favorite part of this was the shoutout to Georgia and even then it was kind of a bummer because it was just talking about the conflict with Russia of 2008.

[Sob] We'll miss you Obama! At least I will.

Boo.

I'll miss you too, Hilary!

This is how you know he's a "nerd".

Not Sean Bean still manages to die a Sean Bean-esque death.

Basically encouraging civil disobedience and guerilla terrorist tactics, interesting choice.

Hey Jeffrey Dean Morgan!

Hey, that's no way to say goodbye! For me, this was one hour and fifty four minutes of my life that I won't be getting back and I could've spent more productively (or happily).