We all know it. We all know it's bad. So why watch it? Rifftrax. That is the ONLY reason to watch it.
(Although I will say I think much like 50 Shades of Grey, I think the director- here it's Catherine Hardwicke- did the best she could with a shit hand. And the cinematography is not bad, I actually like the blue tones of the film. The soundtrack is decent. Herein ends my list of semi-redeeming attributes of this pile of garbage nonsense.)
Stuffed armadillo.
WUT.
"Don't fart" face.
"Sour lemon" face.
More "Don't fart!" face.
WHAT I DON'T EVEN
Ugh.
Best part of the whole film- Billy Burke as the hapless father character.
Vampire baseball.
Worst pretend sleeping ever.
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